Jeremiah is super enthusiastic to get to know you. Sometimes people refer to him as 'Hey you behind the bushes!'

Jeremiah

Sidney was one of the first member of 'The Family' and helped build the waste system. He refuses to wear a shirt. Ever.

Sidney

I really hope there's something under that robe.

Jeffrey

Tiny is an incredibly successful bouncer but could never pass the psych test to join the police force.

Tiny

Ricardo fits into any social situation, like a hot hand in a warm glove.

Ricardo

Is Poocher a Man/Dog or a Dog/Man? I guess it depends how you look at it...but he's one of the official mascots of The Family and should be deeply respected.

Poocher

Rumour has it Carmine runs a drug-ring out of her classroom.

Carmine

Denny

Tess is undefeated in her division of bare-knuckle street fighting

Tess

This is Ezekiel, he's a sensitive soul and the Leader of the reprogramming faction of Black Box Logistics. Don't worry about him causing too much trouble though, he's still in shock, and pretty much a deer-in-the-headlights at this stage.

Ezekiel

Siouxsie is currently doing community service for peeing on a cop-car.

Siouxsie

Having over 30 cats doesn't automatically make you weird....What?

Cedrick used to have a crush on his cousing, but, that's in the past. Now he makes breakfast for the entire family each morning at the commune.

Cedrick

Philip lived in someones attic for 2 years without them ever knowing, but, it wasn't in like, a weird way.

Philip

Charles is really into serial killer documentaries and part-time anthropomorphic Taxidermy

Charles

He's definitely just rehearsing Shakespeare, right? Right.

Arlenco

Deb isn't interested in your theories. Deb just wants to see something burn.

Harold's been abducted by UFO's on 15 separate occasions. They told him their plans for humanities future, which he's happy to share with you!

Harold

Ash can get you whatever you want. What do you want?

Andile's been going through some stuff. After making friends with a shrub and not sleeping for a week he's committed to change, this time.

Andile

Evan used to run his own commune called 'The Rejected' back when he lived in California, but he left after getting sick from eating a rat.

Evan

Just another introverted, overly introspective misfit wearing their heart on their sleeve.

Ophelia

Robbie left a life of luxury funded by his parents involvement in the illegal animal trade. To find a real Family. To find real love.

Robbie

Don't let Alan near your house - he's been on my couch for nearly 7 weeks now.

Alan

Erika's childhood imaginary friend never went away and still lives with her, making her life a complete impossibility.

Erika

Gladys needs to tell you something. She needs to tell you all about her latest medical condition.

Gladys

Roderick keeps coming over, so, I'd go check you still have all your jewellery.

Roderick

Sarah looks sweet but she's been in prison more than she'd care to admit. Sarah can't keep herself away from taking other people's sweet rides.

Sarah

Jen has clients that are doctors, lawyers, judges and cops. She grows the best bud in her entire state and is the official farmer for The Family

Manfred was sectioned after doing too much Colombian marching powder at the launch of their latest fashion collection and was found naked running down the street screaming about wolf-people taking over the world.

Manfred

Basil has been going through a rough time since his wife left. Things will be ok, if you could just lend him 50 bucks.

Basil

Paul likes to bully younger kids. He makes them clean the bus with a toothbrush. It really shows everyone what a real man looks like.

Paul

Valeria puts sleeping tablets in her friends drinks so she can practice doing make-up on their faces

Valeria

Adio lives to a very strict Rastafarian code of no drugs, meat or alcohol...unless of course it's a special occasion. Or the weekend. Or the evening.

Adio

Hakeem is involved in 'mergers and acquisitions' and will very strictly only meet new clients at his favourite strip club.

Hakeem

This is 'Yung Babies' 6th different persona and there's no doubt that this time fame awaits.

Yung Baby Slim Cat

Imani absolutely will not clean her house unless it's the hours of midnight to 3am. Some say she's secretly a witch.

Imani

Alex looks chilled but she started a small revolution in their home country that lead to a coup and overthrew their tyrannical government. She also likes to eat cheese, chili and peanut butter sandwiches.

Alex

Twylah Star can cure any disease with a crystal, a bag of sage and the moonlight. She might be the first person to cure cancer, but obviously big pharma won't let you know.

Twylah Star

Mike W isn't the kind of guy you want to mess with, he's been on PCP for 6 days and is now ready to defend his home from the Elf nation trying to destroy him.

Mike. W

Cheryl likes to bury dolls in her garden. Nobody is really sure why, and otherwise she's totally normal, it's just this one thing.

Cheryl

Oh today's Halloween? That's, uh...convenient.

Patrick

Steph realises it's 2021 but insists on living 100% like it's 1986. No internet, no laptops - just Aerobics

Steph

Abbad likes to make extremely intense eye-contact with people and uncontrollably will lick his lips to assert dominance in any situation.

Abbad

Angel has an underground zoo at her house, that nobody dares report. Angel will cut you.

Angel

Karl is having a pretty rough time. Try not to judge - they say even the most beautiful flower can grow from the dirtiest manure.

Karl

Patty isn't weird, she's just never sober. I'm not sure if she's been sober in the last 47 years.

Patty

Hans describes himself as Super. He describes everything as super. He'll commit petty crime to try win you over. I think he might want to kiss you.

Hans

After 9 months of constant shilling, Dakarai has turned to the streets to get his NFT's out there. 

Dakarai

Ken, or 'Karate Ken' as his friends call him - will tell you every single detail about Karate ever recorded. Nobody has ever seen him blink.

Alex has perfected chemical simulations that are infused with berry juice, and officially makes all the lovely refreshments for the Commune.

Judy Anastasia was poised to become an art superstar by their high-school teachers, but she stopped making work because 'Creating would be a bastardization of the great Divine performance called creation that we live each day'.

Judy Anastasia

Todd has never spent a day away from his mom. It's not weird or anything, it's just that he'd rather not, so she moved out to the commune to support him.

Todd

Simone is the crazy communal Aunt that only wants to get everyone drunk - she's known as the Tequila fairy

Simone

Nicole's love for cannabis is only shadowed by her love for her animals. She believes very strongly that she can speak to herbs and gives each plant a name.

Nicole

Anne has written some big hit songs, but feels her true destiny is to perform for The Family Commune every night, for free, for the rest of her existence. Because she wants to. She definitely has a choice.

Anne

Don't look at him, don't look at his girl, don't look at his bike, don't look at his shades.

Roger

Caleb comes from the EU, an undisclosed location. It's rumoured he worked as a mercenary, but now he dresses like a cowboy for no apparent reason.

Caleb

Pat took a massive amount of LSD pretty young and has never said a word since, but is gifted at building radios. Maybe the signals are the words they want to express?

Every time Mandla finds a shoe on the street he takes it home and hangs it on the wall. He sits and wonders about the owner, and the life they must have lead. He now has many, many shoes on his wall.

Mandla

Stu's description has had to be redacted due the illicit and illegal nature of his activities. All we can say is it might be best to stay away from Stu.

Jannus has many refined skills, and is a man of culture - there's not much more to say, really...just stay away from his Peach Moonshine and well all be cool.

Jannus

Howard hatched into a life of fame and stardom, but drugs, orgies and gambling sent him spiraling out of control until he found The Family and now seeks a life of servitude for his souls redemption. 

Howard

Not even interested in writing a description. Just go.

Toph

Tanner doesn't care about anything but that damn, sweet swell bruh.

Tanner

Likely the oldest person in the pub - Angelica knows how to close down a party. If you haven't seen her dancing on a table, you haven't seen her.

Angelica

Aniyah can see colours and smell sounds. That's probably the only real quirk of theirs.

Aniyah

Don't upset Franco, if he wants something you have just give it to him. If you make him angry he'll call his dad. His dad isn't a nice person.

Franco

Inessa hasn't stopped partying for around 6 years now.

Inessa

Travis is a dirt-bag and is constantly in fights. Most recently he was caught stealing markers and paint thinners to get high.

Travis

Little is known about the Supreme overlord. They're currently the Leader above the Leader. The holder of this Weirdo is entitled to their own 'Family', a gift of 3 unique, super-rare Weirdos that will be spawned in the next series. 

The Supreme Overlord

Dinah loves to get drunk and fight with people online. She also believes Soap Operas are real.

Dinah

Pedro looks nice but he's a bit of a dick-head.

Pedro

Ronald is a very successful author, and writes extensively about alien planets and their relation to human marital bedroom arts. 

Ronald

Nick is deadly serious about mentioning his illicit love-affairs. If you do he will punch you in the crotch.

Nick

Don't go to that place. It's a CULT! People go there and they never leave. I'm not crazy, man, just believe me!

Matt

Aisha once walked 470 miles to check what her crush was doing. 

Aisha

Amaru was once very famous and then died but his death was only fake, he grew out his hair and moved to 'The Family' to perform rap music for the rest of his life completely willingly. He loves it here! Look how happy he is!

Amaru

Elias is usually fine but occassionally wants to feel something. The easiest way is with a stapler.

Elias

Darla is not impressed. Darla is an inspiration. When Darla's parents got her a Barbie she burned it.

Darla

Marco keeps the Commune safe from outsiders - but, who will keep us safe from Marco if he loses it again?

Marco

Alexa only cares about fashion. Alexa has to stuff pillow cases with high-end designer clothes because she can't afford to buy any pillows, or a bed, or an apartment...but, Chanel though.

Alexa

Irene literally hates everything. She hates everyone, she hates the weather, she hates all stores, she hates music and she most definitely hates fun.

Irene

Chazz has applied for all 37 seasons of 'Survivor' but THIS WILL BE THE TIME HE GETS ON.

Chazz

Floyd's skin has fused to his 'best-friends' couch more than once. He's getting his own place just stop bugging him.

Floyd

Timothy believes he was a pilot in WW2, and has incredibly detailed memories of the entire event and his death. He's proven to have knowledge that can't be explained, yet, nobody cares.

Timothy

The Elite bodyguard to The Supreme Overlord. The only other character that allows it's Owner to 1 unique spawned Weirdo with the next series.

Gorgon

Almand used to be a fancy Italo Disco star. They released over 20 individual albums and have travelled the world, had 1000 lovers and danced in the pale moonlight. Now they live to perform for The Family nightly, completely willingly.

Almand

Once a graffiti artist that got lost looking for a train station, 'Rokk77' has become the artist for the commune and only wants payment in love and hugs.

Rokk77

As another mascot for the Commune, Baype Man is NEVER bored, and spends most of his time bathing.

BAYPE man

Jess doesn't care that you think it's weird that she has to carry her bear with her at all times. 

Jess

Sasha has created 14 automaton friends that move and dance so her neighbours think she's popular and always having parties

Sasha

Mike once decided to run, and he ran, he ran so far away that he found 'The Family', and he never left. Completely of his own volition.

Mike S

Frits lived a life of pure hedonism and eventually became the Party Mascot for 'The Family'. 

Frits

Lazslo love to party but he also loves to eat people. He's torn between loving humans and loving killing them.

Lazslo

The correct term for Derrick would be 'previously living', and he's a beautiful soul that has just had a rocky path in life.

Derrick

Sass the Bear is an institution in The Family. He generally helps to show people when they've made a mistake, and that's all that needs to be said about Sass.

Sass

'Quiet or I'll turn you into a suitcase, you incompetent boob!'

Skeletorr

A fixture of the community, an inspiration, a friend to all. His mom is pretty awesome too.

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